This one happened in Sweden.

Thank heavens because if I did it here, I’d probably have been jailed.

My man and I were hanging out on the lakeshore one night. We were lying down looking at the stars in the sky—just really cheesy teenybopper stuff. It all felt so romantic, though. Just letting the time pass and conversing about random stuff. But then, you know what happens when there’s too much romance.

We started hugging each other, which led to kissing, which then led to torrid kissing and fondling. We then decided to take a dip in the water—without our clothes on. So we walked closer to the lake, and felt up each other’s privates underwater. We realized we couldn’t do it submerged so we went back to the shore and did the nasty there.

All of a sudden, lights shone on us. It was a cop. We quickly grabbed our clothes and put them back on in haste. “Everything okay in there?” the policeman asked. We said everything was all right, and pretended to be just having a serious argument.

As soon as he left, we packed our things. kissed some more, but decided to continue our naughty little deed in my man’s house.